CIREZ D
punch drunk

Went to see the glimmers in Toronto:
step one: steal a bottle of gin and drink it.

step two: puke in the toilet, or close to it.

step three: meet a 45 year old gay guy from spain who likes to do the biggest "suck it" gestures you've ever seen.(make sure he smokes crack)

step four: skip out on all the cool after hours parties and go home with the guy to his shitty apartment:

step five: get demented off of the Jack daniels that he is feeding you to loosen up your ass.

step six:
cheer on the bastard as he takes a hit of crack (which is not so bad a thing as long as you do it in moderation):

step seven: try to stay standing after he has passed you the crack pipe and you've taken your first hit(harder than it seems):