Friday, March 31, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Monday, March 27, 2006
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Went to see the glimmers in Toronto:
step one: steal a bottle of gin and drink it.

step two: puke in the toilet, or close to it.

step three: meet a 45 year old gay guy from spain who likes to do the biggest "suck it" gestures you've ever seen.(make sure he smokes crack)

step four: skip out on all the cool after hours parties and go home with the guy to his shitty apartment:

step five: get demented off of the Jack daniels that he is feeding you to loosen up your ass.

step six:
cheer on the bastard as he takes a hit of crack (which is not so bad a thing as long as you do it in moderation):

step seven: try to stay standing after he has passed you the crack pipe and you've taken your first hit(harder than it seems):

Thursday, March 23, 2006

JOHN DAHLBACK
dance attack
PRINCE'S CD RELEASE PARTY TORONTO:
characters:
rob: bisexual limo guy.
karen: rob's sister. avery's ex-girlfriend.
vern?: gay guy that vanessa got in a fight with.
vanessa:an "uber-bitch that is a loser and dull".
ugly girl..1: limo-seat stealer ..1.
ugly girl..2: limo-seat stealer ..2.
ben: "a bad e doer".
amanda: a good listener.
becky: justice's love machine.
avery: avery.
(note. this half of the story is as told to avery by karen).
after the drake, vern and his ugly girls joined rob and his posse at karen's house. rob and vern hooked up. ugly girls (both 1 and 2) spent the evening spreading the news that vanessa is "an uber-bitch, and loser, and dull" to everyone that was there.
(note. this half of the story is as told by ben, amanda, and vanessa).
after the drake, justice was served by becky. all. night. long. ben took another hit of e. he bought porn off satellite. he then spent the whole night sharing his feelings with amanda. amanda listened. avery and vanessa went to sleep.
FIN. ~